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What do you call a painting by a cat……A paw-trait.

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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity……Shocked.

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What do basketball players and babies have in common……They both dribble.

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Did you hear about the painters messy house……It was "a work-in-progress.....

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What kind of dress can’t be worn……Address.

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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window……She wanted to see a butterfly.

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Which painting is never happy……The Moaning Lisa.

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What does a pirate steal in his spare time……Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt

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What washes up on small beaches……Microwaves.

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What has legs but doesn’t walk……A bed.

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What’s green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet……Super Pickle!

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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with……Fireballs.

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What does a painter sing when he's in Dire Straits……Monet for Nothing.

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Where do all the letters sleep……In the alphabed.

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What is the theme song to the film Louvre Actually……Celine Dions……My art will go on.

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How do you open the great lakes……With the Florida Keys.

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Who can hold up a bus with one hand……A crossing guard.

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What’s in the middle of nowhere……The letter H.

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Neighbour 1: “Why are you putting those jackets on your house……Neighbour 2: “Well, it says on the paint can to put two coats on.”

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Which candles burn longer, bee’s wax or tallow……Neither, they all burn shorter.

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What's the main difference between an electrician and a painter……An electrician washes his hands AFTER he has gone potty, but a painter washes his hands BEFORE he goes potty.

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