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Why do we paint Easter eggs……Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

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Why was the painting arrested……Because it was framed.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist……Tooth-hurty.

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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds……A scale.

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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head……Because from a distance they looked like hares!

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Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller. 

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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor……Because he was feeling crumby.

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Where do soldiers keep their armies……In their Sleevies!

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What is the difference between a fly and superman……Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman.

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Everyone on earth is running around with no life……Since no one can respawn.

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Where do you go to find a million story building……You go to the Library.

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A cat with 16 lives was crossing the street……But then a 4x4 hit and killed it.

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I don't know which groceries to buy……Tom said listlessly.

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What’s a royal pardon……It’s what the queen says after she burps.

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Why did the tomato blush……Because he saw the salad dressing.

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Give a man a duck, and he will eat for a day……Teach a man to duck, and he will never walk into a bar.

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