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Floppy disks are like Jesus……They died to become the icon of saving.

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Who’s richer……The butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker……The baker, because he has lots of dough.

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The only problem with earplugs……Is that you can’t hear anything.

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What did the boat say to the pier……What’s up, dock.

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Why did the student eat her homework……Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!

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I have multiple personalities……Said Carl, being frank.

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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend……Because it gave him a big wave!

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That was a bad chainsaw accident……Tom said offhandedly.

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Earning a living wage isn’t easy with disabilities……I’m friends with a dwarf struggling to put food on the table.

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I made a bicycle just by folding up some paper……It's a stationary bike.

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A kitchen basin is knocking on the door……Let that sink in.

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I saw a loaf in a cage at the zoo yesterday……It was bread in captivity.

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The nice thing about Karma Is that when you do someone over……You know they had it coming.

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What Do You Call a Soldier Who Survived Mustard Gas & Pepper Spray……A seasoned veteran.

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Can someone give me a rough idea……Of how much a ball park would cost?

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I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot……Now I can’t tell if it’s 2B or not 2B.

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I don’t mind it when you hit your funny bone……It’s hitting mine that I hate.

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Why couldn’t the pirates play cards……They were sitting on the deck!

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What do you call a fake noodle……An impasta

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