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I used to be indecisive……But now I'm not so sure.

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What's the Difference Between a Fighter Pilot and a Fighter Jet……The jet stops whining the engines are shut off.

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I have a photographic memory……But never developed it.

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If life gives you melons you might be……Dyslexic

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A century ago, two brothers insisted that it was possible to fly……As you can see, they were Wright.

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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn……Where is pop corn.

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I broke my finger last week. On the other hand……I'm okay.

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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team……The batter.

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Software errors really bug me.

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A lad comes home from school and excitedly tells his dad that he had a part in the school play and he was playing a man who had been married for 25 years......The dad says, "Never mind son, maybe next year you'll get a speaking part."

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What did the clock do after it ate……It went back four seconds.

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I saw this book about anti-gravity……I couldn't put it down

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Why don’t honest people need beds……They don’t lie.

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What’s the best parting gift……A comb.

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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field……Because there are too many ears.

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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlour……Because she wanted to get a good scoop.

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Jokes about white sugar are rare but brown sugar……Demerara....

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Why did the drum take a nap……It was beat.

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Why did the cucumber call 911……It was in a pickle!

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The child comes home from his first day at school. Mother asks, What did you learn today……The kid replies……Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.

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Yo momma is so fat, when she gets on the scale it says……To be continued.

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What is a baby’s motto……If at first you don’t succeed, cry and cry again!

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How does a train sneeze……Ah-choo-choo.

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I do not know……What makes blind people want to always walk a dog.

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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd……From 2nd to 3rd because there’s a shortstop in the middle.

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