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A pirate walks into a bar……And it was at that moment that he realized that his patch was on the wrong eye.

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Little Monster……I hate my teacher……Mother Monster……Well, then just eat your salad, dear!

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I’m looking for a new personal trainer……The last one didn’t work out.

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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn’t they get wet……It wasn’t raining!

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What do envelopes say when you lick them……Nothing, it shuts them up!

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