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I don’t know who buys up all the toilet paper……Assholes.

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Why don’t chefs find coronavirus jokes funny……They’re in bad taste.

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What should you do if you don’t understand a coronavirus joke……Be patient.

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What did the sick parent make their kids for lunch……Mac and sneeze.

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The grocery stores in France look like tornadoes hit them……All that’s left is de brie.

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Still no toilet paper in the stores……They’re wiped out and you’re shit out of luck.

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So many coronavirus jokes out there……It’s a pundemic.

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What types of jokes are allowed during quarantine……Inside jokes.

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What’s the best way to avoid touching your face……A glass of wine in each hand.

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John Travolta has been hospitalised with Covid19……But the doctors have confirmed it was only Saturday Night Fever and he was Staying Alive.

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When life gives you melons……You might be dyslexic.

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A Roman soldier walks into a bar and says……Castlemaine XXXX……The bartender says……Right, forty Castlmaines coming up.

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Hear that one about Covid-19……It went viral.

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Time flies like an arrow……But fruit flies like a banana.

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What’s a crafty dancer’s favorite hobby……Cutting a rug.

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Did you hear the one about the Covid-19 virus……You won’t get it.

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A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

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