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Why was the broom late for a meeting……It overswept.

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What did the over-excited gardener do when spring came……She wet her plants.

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What do you call Batman if he skips church……Christian Bale.

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Quantum mechanics……The dreams stuff is made of.

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I used to hate body hair......But then it grew on me.

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Save the whales……Collect the whole set.

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What kind of dinosaur has the biggest vocabulary……The thesaurus.

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Did you know the first French fries weren’t cooked in France……They were cooked in Greece.

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What did the accountant say while auditing a document……This is taxing.

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What did the two pieces of bread say on their wedding day……It was loaf at first sight.

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Knock, knock. Who’s there……Olive. Olive, who……Olive you, and I don’t care who knows it.

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How did the hipster burn his mouth……He sipped his coffee before it was cool.

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Puritanism……The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.

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If the early bird gets the worm……I’ll sleep in until there’s pancakes.

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I went to buy some camo pants……But couldn’t find any.

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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

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What did the buffalo say when his son left……Bison.

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Why was Miss Trunchbull worried……Because there were too many rulers in school.

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What do you call a fake noodle……An impasta.

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My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo……I had to put my foot down. 

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Always remember you're unique……Just like everyone else.

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Always try to be modest……And be proud of it!

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Son: Dad, I’ve heard that in some parts of the world a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her……Father; Son, that's true everywhere.

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I failed math so many times at school……I can’t even count.

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Anything worth taking seriously……Is worth making fun of.

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