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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Italian……..A guy who makes you an offer you can't understand!!

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Why is a dog like a tree..... Because they both lose their bark once they're dead.

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See here, wait, I've found a button in my salad.....That's all right, sir, it's part of the dressing

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Marriage is an institution intended to keep women out of mischief......and get them into trouble.

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Why are circus horses the slowest breed....Because they are taught horses.

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Who is the greatest chicken-killer in Shakespeare.....Macbeth, because he did murder most foul.

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