uk666 5,298 Report post Posted March 19, 2017 Biker saves suicide attempt? Back on January 9th, a group of Pekin, Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge. So they stopped. George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of hawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, "Hey Baby.whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?" She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!" While he didn't want to appear 'sensitive', George also didn't want to miss this 'be-a-legend' opportunity either so he asked "Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe Why don't you give ole George here your best last kiss?" So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that. And it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one. After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why the hell are you committing suicide?" "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl." Its still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joerooty 225 Report post Posted March 19, 2017 Now that is funny stuff. I am sure she was pushed. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tech 425 3,942 Report post Posted March 19, 2017 Ah Crap, Spit-Spit-Spit, Cough,Cough.......Throw up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
plankton 14 Report post Posted March 24, 2017 That's some funny shit! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites