uk666 5,298 Report post Posted March 31, 2017 Actual Japanese Windows Error Messages Haiku: In Japan, they have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft Windows error messages with Haiku poetry messages. Haiku poetry has strict construction rules - each poem has only 17 syllables; 5 Syllables in the first 7 In the second 5 In the third. They are used to communicate a timeless message, often achieving a wistful, yearning and powerful insight through extreme brevity. Here are some actual error messages from Japan: Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and lost data. Guess which has occurred. Printer not ready. Could be a fatal error. Have a pen handy? Errors have occurred. We won’t tell you where or why. Lazy programmers. Windows crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams. Server’s poor response Not quick enough for browser. Timed out, plum blossom. The Web site you seek Cannot be located, but Countless more exist. Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return. Program aborting Close all that you have worked on. You ask far too much. Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Windows is like that. Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it is gone. Stay the patient course. Of little worth is your ire. The network is down. A crash reduces Your expensive computer To a simple stone. You step in the stream, But the water has moved on. This page is not here. Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky, But we never will. Having been erased, The document you’re seeking Must now be retyped. Everything is gone; Your life’s work has been destroyed. Squeeze trigger (yes/no)? Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared. Screen. Mind. Both are blank. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tech 425 3,942 Report post Posted March 31, 2017 I want these on my computer Please and I'm working on my Brothers computer and it would be to Funny to get his call asking me "What the H$ll is wrong with my Computer" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites