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A Man and his nagging wife went on holiday to Jerusalem.....

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A Man and his nagging wife went on holiday to Jerusalem.....

 

While they were there, his wife passed away.
 
The Undertaker told the Husband "You can have her shipped home for $5,000 or have her buried here, in the Holy Land, for $150."
 
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
 
The Undertaker asked "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"
 
The man replied "Long ago a man died here, was buried here and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance..."

 

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