uk666 5,298 Report post Posted April 19, 2017 A man wants to join the CIA..... He signs up for recruitment and a couple days later he gets accepted into the training program. The CIA begins to put him through a bunch of tests to see if he's truly qualified to be an agent. He goes to the shooting range, he swims and runs laps to show his endurance, and he trains in martial arts. Finally, when he has completely all the exercises, the director comes up to him. "You have one final test. We need to know you have the guts to kill someone without a second thought. Take this gun and shoot the person in the next room" The man walks in to the room to find his wife sitting across a table in a chair with tape over her mouth. As the director and other CIA members wait to see if he passes the test, they start to hear loud bangs and thuds coming from the room. The director rushes into the room to find the man's wife dead on the floor. The director shouts, "What did you??" "The gun you gave me was shooting blanks, so I had to beat the bitch to death with a chair." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites