uk666 5,298 Report post Posted May 12, 2017 A Woman Shoots Her Husband.... A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station. “I have an interesting case here,” he says. “A woman shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped.” “Have you arrested her?” asks the sergeant. “No, not yet. The floor’s still wet.” 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites