Jump to content
Sign in to follow this  
uk666

An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing

Recommended Posts

An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing

 

when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat high into the air. Then it opened its mouth to swallow both.
 
As the man sailed head over heels, he cried out, “Oh, my God! Please help me!”
 
At once, the ferocious attack scene froze in place, and as the atheist hung in mid-air, a booming voice came down from the clouds, “I thought you didn’t believe in Me!”
 

 

“Come on God, give me a break!!” the man pleaded.
 
“Two minutes ago I didn’t believe in the LochNess monster either!”
  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
Sign in to follow this  

×