Some great ad one liners.

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Some great ad one liners.

 

 

 

 

Plumber:

"We repair what your husband fixed."

 

Pizza shop slogan:

"7 days without pizza makes one weak.

 

On an electricians truck:

"Let us remove your shorts."

 

At an optometrists office

"If you don't see what your looking for you've come to the right place."

 

On a Butchers window:

"Let me meat your needs."

 

Outside a hotel:

"Help! We need inn-experienced people."

 

On a desk in a reception room:

"We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left."

 

At the electric company:

"We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't you will be."

 

In a restaurant window:

"Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."