Mr Grumpy 768 Report post Posted August 6, 2017 Two prawns were swimming in the sea one called Craig & the other Christian.They were constantly being threatened by sharks until one day Craig said 'I'm fed up with being a prawn; I wish I was a shark & then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten.' Just then a large Cod appeared & said, 'Your wish is granted' Lo & behold, Craig turned into a shark. Horrified Christian swam away afraid of being eaten by his old mate.Time passed & Craig found life as a shark lonely, all his mates swam away whenever he went close to them.While swimming one day he saw the mysterious Cod again & he approached the Cod & begged him to change him back & lo & behold, He was turned back into a prawn.With tears of joy Craig swam to his friends, but looking around he realized he couldn't see his old pal. 'Where's Christian?' he asked.'He's at home, still upset that his best friend changed into a shark'.Eager to put things right he set off to see Christian. He banged on the door & shouted, 'It's me Craig your old friend, come out & see me again.'Christian replied, 'No way man, you'll eat me You're a shark.'Craig cried back 'No, I'm not. That was the old me,'I've changed - I've found Cod & now I'm a prawn again Christian' 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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