bmo 348 Report post Posted September 14, 2017 Pharmacist's morning...Did you ever have "one of those days" ?Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "It's the chemist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the ‘phone and I had to call multiple times before he would even answer it."Immediately, the husband drove into town to confront the chemist and demand an apology. Before he could say more than a word or two, the chemist told him, "Now, just a minute, listen to my side of it. This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I went without breakfast and hurried out to the car, just to realize that I'd locked the house with both house and car keys inside and had to break a window to get my keys.""Then, driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Later, when I was about ta quarter of a mile from the store, I had a flat tyre.""When I finally got to the store a bunch of people were waiting for me to open up. I got the store opened and started waiting on these people, all the time the wretched ‘phone was ringing off the hook."He continued, "Then I had to break a roll of coins against the cash register drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor. I had to get down on my hands and knees to pick up the coins and the ‘phone was still ringing. When I came up, I cracked my head on the open cash drawer, which made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles on it. Half of them hit the floor and broke.""Meanwhile, the ‘phone is still ringing with no let up and I finally got back to answer it. It was your wife. She wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer.And believe me, mister, as God is my witness, all I did was tell her." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites