uk666 5,298 Report post Posted January 17, 2018 Have you ever wondered... Why do you need a driver’s license to buy alcohol when you can't drink and drive? Why isn't "phonetic" spelled the way it sounds? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Why are there flotation devices under airplane seats instead of parachutes? Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is not permitted there? Do you need a silencer if you're going to shoot a mime? Have you ever imagined a world without any hypothetical situations? How does the guy who drives the snowplough get to work in the morning? If shops are open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan? If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights? Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM? Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Why is it when you transport something by car it's called a shipment, but if you send it by ship it's called cargo? Why is it when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? How can there be self-help *groups*? If a mute swears, does his mother make him wash his hands with soap? If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide & seek, does she automatically lose because she can't find herself? If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure? Is there another word for synonym? Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"? Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"? Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food? Why do they report power outages on TV? If you lick the air, does it get wet? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tech 425 3,942 Report post Posted January 17, 2018 Do you need a silencer if you're going to shoot a mime? Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM? If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? To Funny and the 3 above are my Favorite 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmo 348 Report post Posted January 23, 2018 Ya made me wonder... grin... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites