trynnyne 5 Report post Posted January 26, 2018 A young blonde woman decides to try horseback riding, even though she hashad no lessons or prior experience.She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs intoaction.As it gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, the blonde begins toslip from the saddle.In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot get a firm grip.She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides downthe side of the horse anyway!The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its' slipping rider.Finally, losing her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from thehorse and throw herself to safety.Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is nowat the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck againstthe ground over and over and over.As her head is battered against the ground and she is mere moments away fromunconsciousness, to her great fortune, Frank, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees herand unplugs the horse. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tech 425 3,942 Report post Posted January 26, 2018 Now this is Funny 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
littlebit 247 Report post Posted February 12, 2018 ROTFLMAO! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rædwulf 1,441 Report post Posted February 12, 2018 haha funny stuff.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmo 348 Report post Posted February 12, 2018 Good ending... funny... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lazynine 2 Report post Posted March 9, 2018 another dumb blond joke, you forgot the bouncing boobs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joerooty 225 Report post Posted March 9, 2018 I just about fell out of my chair laughing..That is funny stuff. Cheers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
