bmo 348 Report post Posted February 11, 2018 The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil.Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School . Usually she slept through the class.One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping.'Tell me Susie, who created the universe?'When Susie didn't stir, little Jack who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.'God Almighty!' shouted Susie.The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class.A little later the Nun asked Susie, 'Who is our Lord and Savior?'But Susie didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, little Jack came to her rescue and stuck her in the butt.'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Susie.And the Nun once again said, 'Very good,' and Susie fell back asleep.The Nun asked her a third question...'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'Again, Jack came to the rescue. This time Susie jumped up and shouted,'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'The Nun fainted. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tech 425 3,942 Report post Posted February 11, 2018 Now that's Funny 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rædwulf 1,441 Report post Posted February 11, 2018 lmao 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lazynine 2 Report post Posted March 9, 2018 i went to st. pats now thats real funny lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites