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Reflections...

After Monday and Tuesday even the Calendar says - W T F...

I have to stop saying "How Stupid Can You Be"
People are starting to take it as a challenge.!

Sign seen on the back of a Horse Trailer,
Caution floor covered with Political Promises.

People say drinking Milk makes you stronger.!
I drink 5 glasses of Milk and try and move a wall..
I can't.!
I then drink 5 glasses of wine.
The wall moves by itself.!

If I refuse to Nap...
Is that resisting A Rest.?

If you mated a Bulldog and a Shitzu...
Would it be called a Bullshit.?

Exercise:
1 - Place a concrete block on the floor...
2 - Walk around it twice...
3 - Sit down - relax...
You have just walked around the block 2 times..!

Common Sense is a flower that doesn't grow in everyone's garden..

They had to get a translator in at the Benefits Office today...
Somebody came in speaking English.!

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