uk666 5,298 Report post Posted April 4, 2018 Is it stolen A man goes into a store and starts looking around. He sees a washer & dryer but there is no price listed on them. He asks a salesman who says, Five dollars for both of them. Yeah right, you've got to be shitting me! the man says. No, that's the price, do you want to buy them or not, the salesman says. Yeah, I'll take them, the man says. The man continues to look around and he sees a car stereo system with a detachable face cassette player, a CD changer, amplifier, speakers. How much? He asks. one dollar for the system, the sales guy says. Is it stolen? The guy asks incredulously. No, says the salesman and it’s brand new, do you want it or not? Sure, the guy says. He looks around some more. As the salesperson is ringing up the purchases, the man asks him, why are your prices so cheap? The salesman says, well, the owner of the store is at my house right now with my wife and what he's doing to her.... is what I'm doing to his business! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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