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War games

An Army colonel was planning war games but didn’t want to use live ammunition. 

Instead he informed the soldiers: 

In place of a rifle, you go, Bang, bang.

In place of a knife, you go, Stab, stab.

In place of a hand grenade, you go, Lob, lob.

The game was in progress when one of the soldiers saw one of the enemy. 

He said, Bang, bang, but nothing happened. 

He ran forward and shouted, Stab, stab, but nothing happened. 

He ran back and went, Lob, lob, but nothing happened. 

Finally, he walked up to the enemy and said, You’re not playing fair.

I went Bang, bang and Stab, stab and Lob, lob and you haven’t fallen dead yet!

The enemy responded........rumble, rumble, I’m a tank.

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