uk666 5,298 Report post Posted April 19, 2018 Cyclone hit a farmhouse A Kansas cyclone hit a farmhouse just before dawn one morning. It lifted the roof off, picked up the beds on which the farmer and his wife slept, and set them down gently in the next county. The wife began to cry. "Don't be scared, Mary," her husband said. "We're not hurt." Mary continued to cry. "I'm not scared," she responded between sobs. "I'm happy 'cause this is the first time in 14 years we've been out together." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmo 348 Report post Posted April 22, 2018 Too Funny... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites