Lessons in Logic

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Lessons in Logic

• Practice makes perfect.... But nobody's perfect.... so why practice?                                                       
• I was born intelligent, education ruined me.
• If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
• Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
• How come "abbreviated" is such a long word
• Behind every successful man, there is a woman and behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
• Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
• The wise never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.
• Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
• "Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep.
• There should be a better way to start a day. Than waking up every morning.
• "Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk.
• "Work fascinates me" I can look at it for hours.
• God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
• The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, the more you forget, the more you forget, the less you know So...... why learn.
• A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station...... what more can I say........
   

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