Understanding Car Language...

[bmo 348]

Understanding Car Language...

 

The daughter asks her father, "Dad, there is something that my boyfriend said to me that I didn't understand.  He is soooo into his cars and he said that I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper.

Her Dad said, "You tell your boyfriend that, if he opens your hood and tries to check your oil with a dipstick, I will tighten his lug nuts so hard that his headlights will pop out and he will start leaking oil out of his exhaust pipe!"