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A man is sitting in the airport departure lounge when a gorgeous young girl in a stewardess uniform parks herself next to him.

She’s so stunning that he tries to overcome his natural shyness and seize the moment with a witty and original chat-up line.

He’s struggling for something to say, then it occurs to him that she might work for British Airways.

He taps her on the shoulder and, quoting the BA slogan, says to her:

“We take good care of you.”

The girl just gives him a strange sideways look.

“Shit, I’ve blown it,” he thinks to himself.

“Hang on, maybe she is with Air France.”

So he says to her:

“So, we get you there faster.”

This time she glares at him.

“Bugger, wrong again.

Maybe she works for American Airlines.”

He turns to her again and says, “So, luxury is our middle name in the skies?”

The girl turns to him and says, “Listen, mate, why don’t you just p***** off.”

“Ah, now I get it,” says the man.

“You’re with Ryanair.”

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