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Catholic morning coffee in Rome

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Catholic morning coffee in Rome

Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square, Rome.

The first Catholic man tells his friends,

"My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him Father”.

The second Catholic man chirps,

"My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him “Your Grace”."

The third Catholic gent says,

"My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says “Your Eminence”."

The fourth Catholic man says very proudly,

"My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him “Your Holiness”."

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well...?"

She proudly replies, 

"I have a daughter,

Slim,

Tall,

38D breast,

24" waist and 34" hips.

When she walks into a room, people say, “My God!”
 

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My Daughter didn't think it was funny, But I sure did :)

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