uk666 5,298 Report post Posted May 26, 2018 Farmhouse A farmer drove to a neighbour’s farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. "Is your dad or your mum home?" ask the farmer. "No, they went to town." "How about your brother, Howard Is he here?" "No, he went with Mum and Dad." The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, and mumbling to himself. "I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give dad a message." ask the boy. "Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It’s about your brother, Howard, getting my daughter Susie pregnant". The boy thought for a moment... "You would have to talk to Dad about that. But I do know he charges £500 for the bull and £50 for the pig, but I don’t know how much he would charges for Howard." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmo 348 Report post Posted May 31, 2018 Wonder... did he bring his shotgun with him...?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites