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Psychiatric Hotline

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Hello and welcome to the Psychiatric hotline.

If you are obsessive-compulsive
# Please press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent
# Please ask someone to press 2.

If you have multiple personalities
# Please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are schizophrenic
# Listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive
# It doesn't matter which number you press.
No one will answer.

If you are paranoid
# We know who you are and what you want.
Just stay on the line so we can trace your call.

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