uk666 5,298 Report post Posted June 10, 2018 Psychiatric Hotline Hello and welcome to the Psychiatric hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive # Please press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent # Please ask someone to press 2. If you have multiple personalities # Please press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are schizophrenic # Listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive # It doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer. If you are paranoid # We know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace your call. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites