uk666 5,298 Report post Posted June 12, 2018 Snappy Dresser This woman goes into a funeral home to arrange for her husband's funeral. She tells the director that she wants her husband to be buried in a dark blue suit. He asks, Wouldn't it just be easier to bury him in the black suit that he's wearing? But she insists that it must be a blue suit and gives him a blank check to buy one. When she comes back for the wake, she sees her husband in the coffin and he is wearing a beautiful blue suit. She tells the director how much she loves the suit and asks how much it cost. Actually he said, it didn't cost anything. The funniest thing happened. As soon as you left, another corpse was brought in, this one wearing a blue suit. I asked the other widow if she would mind if her husband were buried in a black suit, I noticed that they were about the same size. She said that was fine with her. So….... I switched the heads 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmo 348 Report post Posted June 12, 2018 Ooops... Don't want to picture that one... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
littlebit 247 Report post Posted June 13, 2018 A mister fix it, he's not! Lol! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
