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The World’s Biggest Lies

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The World’s Biggest Lies

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  1. The check is in the mail.
  2. People remember your birthday.
  3. I'll respect you in the morning.
  4. There is a single in your area that wants to talk to you.
  5. I'm from your government, and I am here to help you.
  6. You have to either support something or be against it.
  7. It's only a cold sore.
  8. Your browsers "do not track" prevents websites from tracking you.
  9. You get this one, I'll pay next time.
  10. LOL - No, you didn’t. Your facial muscles probably barely twitched.
  11. My wife doesn't understand me.
  12. Adware falsified your husbands/wife internet history.
  13. Trust me, I'll take care of everything.
  14. Yes, I am over 18 years old.
  15. Of course I love you.
  16. I have read and accepted the terms and conditions.
  17. I am getting a divorce.
  18. Microsoft wants remote access to your computer so that they can remove a virus.
  19. Drinking? Why, no, Officer.
  20. Vaccines cause autism.
  21. I never inhaled.
  22. All your friends have amazing lives.
  23. It's not the money, it's the principle of the thing.
  24. You will make a difference by signing that online petition.
  25. I never watch television except for PBS.
  26. Your academic achievements matter.
  27. ...But we can still be good friends.
  28. Your parents will support you whatever you do.
  29. She means nothing to me.
  30. Click here to claim your prize.
  31. Don't worry, I can go another 20 miles when the gauge is on "empty."
  32. Your school bully will end up in a worse job than you will.
  33. I gave at the office.
  34. Sorry my phone was on silent.
  35. Don't worry, he's never bitten anyone.
  36. I don’t care about your past.
  37. I'll call you later.
  38. You look good in everything.
  39. We'll release the upgrade by the end of the year.
  40. We're almost there.
  41. Read my lips: no new taxes.
  42. Television gives you square eyes.
  43. I've never done anything like this before.
  44. I am not a crook
  45. Now, I'm going to tell you the truth.
  46. It's supposed to make that noise.
  47. Yes, I did.
  48. Please accept this enormous wooden horse as a token of peace.
  49. Don't worry, it's OK -- I'm sterile.
     

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