uk666 5,298 Report post Posted July 3, 2018 A good way to die A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He asked "Give it to me straight, doc. How long have I got?" The physician replied that he doubted that his patient would survive the night. The man then said "Call for my lawyer." When his lawyer arrived, the man asked for his physician to stand on one side of the bed, while the lawyer stood on the other. The man then laid back and closed his eyes. When the man remained silent for several minutes, the lawyer asked what he had in mind. The man replied "Jesus died with a thief on either side, and I thought I'd check out the same way." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rædwulf 1,441 Report post Posted July 3, 2018 lol.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmo 348 Report post Posted July 6, 2018 Makes sense to me... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites