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How to get to heaven

A pastor was doing a teaching for the children and began to ask them these questions.

“If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?" he asked the children.

"NO!" the children all answered.  

"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard,   and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?"

 Again, the answer was, "NO!"

Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children, and loved my wife, would that get me into Heaven?"

Again, they all answered, "NO!"

"Well," I continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?" he asked.

A five-year-old boy shouted out,

"YOU GOTTA BE DEAD!!!"

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