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Doctor required a semen sample off 85-year-old man

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Doctor required a semen sample off 85-year-old man

Doctor required an 85-year-old man to have a sperm count as part of his physical exam. 

The doctor gave the man a jar, said take this jar home, and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty. 

The doctor asked, what happened and the man explained. 

Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. 

Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. 

Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. 

She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. 

We even called up Arleen, the woman next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing.

The doctor was shocked! You asked your neighbour.

The old man replied, 

Yep, but none of us could get the stubborn lid open off the jar.

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