Jump to content
Sign in to follow this  
uk666

The Pilot and the Pastor

Recommended Posts

The Pilot and the Pastor

A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates.

Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket and jeans. 

Saint Peter addresses this cool guy, "Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven? 

"The guy replies, "I'm Peter Pilot, retired Delta Airlines Pilot from Miami." 

Saint Peter consults his list. 

He smiles and says to the pilot, "Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom." 

The pilot goes into Heaven with his robe and staff. 

Next, it's the minister's turn. 

He stands erect and booms out, "I am Joseph Snow, pastor of Saint Mary's in Pasadena for the last 43 years." 

Saint Peter consults his list. He says to the minister, "Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom. 

""Just a minute," says the minister, "that man was a pilot and he gets a silken robe and golden staff, and I get only cotton and wood? 

How can this be?"" 

Up here, we work by results," says Saint Peter, 

"While you preached, people slept; 

while he flew - - people prayed.
 

  • Like 1
  • Haha 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Makes sense to me... ;):D

  • Haha 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
Sign in to follow this  

×