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My wife left me... and I don't understand

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My wife left me... and I don't understand

After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses - I had to give up drinking beer. 

I was not a big drinker, maybe a 12-pack on weekends. 

Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day when she came home from grocery shopping, the receipt included $45 for make-up. 

I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!" 

She said, "I buy that make-up for you, so I can look pretty for you." 

I told her, 

"Hell, that's what the beer was for!" 

I don't think she'll be back.
 

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I'll use that if I get into that situation...

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