uk666 5,298 Report post Posted July 23, 2018 Harvey and Gladys Goldman Harvey and Gladys Goldman are getting ready for bed. Gladys is standing in front of her full-length mirror, taking a long, hard look at herself. "You know, Harvey," she comments. "I stare into this mirror and I see an ancient creature. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs sag, my arms and legs are as flabby as popped balloons, and my behind looks like a sad, deflated version of the Hindenburg!" She turns to face her husband and says, "Dear, please tell me just one positive thing about my body so I can feel better about myself." Harvey studies Gladys critically for a moment and then says in a soft, thoughtful voice, "Well, there's nothing wrong with your eyesight." Services for Harvey Goldman will be held Tuesday morning at 10:30. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmo 348 Report post Posted July 24, 2018 Oops... All those years and still hasn't learned... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rædwulf 1,441 Report post Posted July 24, 2018 haha.. thats awesome funny.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites