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Harvey and Gladys Goldman

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Harvey and Gladys Goldman

Harvey and Gladys Goldman are getting ready for bed. 

Gladys is standing in front of her full-length mirror, taking a long, hard look at herself. 

"You know, Harvey," she comments. 

"I stare into this mirror and I see an ancient creature. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs sag, my arms and legs are as flabby as popped balloons, and my behind looks like a sad, deflated version of the Hindenburg!" 

She turns to face her husband and says, 

"Dear, please tell me just one positive thing about my body so I can feel better about myself." 

Harvey studies Gladys critically for a moment and then says in a soft, thoughtful voice, 

"Well, there's nothing wrong with your eyesight." 

Services for Harvey Goldman will be held Tuesday morning at 10:30.

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Oops...  All those years and still hasn't learned...  :blink:

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