uk666 5,298 Report post Posted July 24, 2018 Obituary Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column that he had died. He quickly phoned his best friend Finney. "Did you see the paper?" asked Gallagher. "They say I died!” "Yes, I saw it!" replied Finney. "Where are ye callin' from?" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites