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Old Indian Chief

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An old Indian Chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a ceremonial pipe and eyeing two U. S. government officials sent to interview him. 

One U. S. official asked, "Chief Two Eagles, You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances, you've seen his progress, and the damages he has done." 

The Chief nodded in agreement. 

The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?" 

The Chief stared at the government officials for over a minute and then calmly replied. 

When white man found land, Indians were running it:

  1. No Taxes 
  2. No Debt 
  3. Plenty buffalo 
  4. Plenty beaver 
  5. Woman do all work 
  6. Medicine man free 
  7. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing 
  8. All night have sex 

Then Chief Two Eagles leaned back and smiled, "Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."

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