uk666 5,298 Report post Posted July 28, 2018 I Never Agreed... Two whales, a male and female, were swimming side by side in the ocean. Suddenly, the male whale spots a ship in the distance. He recognizes it as the whaling ship that killed his father. Filled with anger, he says to his female companion, "That's the ship that killed my father! Let's swim closer!" When they were close enough, the male said, "Why don't we swim under the ship and blow air through our blow holes and break the ship into many pieces? That will be sweet revenge," the female agreed. So they each took a deep breath of air, swam under the ship, and blew enormous amounts of air under the ship. The ship flew into the air and crashed back to the sea and broke into hundreds of pieces. The pair of whales started to swim off when they realized that the sailors were not dead, but clinging to pieces of wood and floating in the ocean. The male whale was furious and said to the female whale, "They're still alive, but I've got another idea. Let's swim around and gulp up all the sailors!" That's when the female stopped swimming, looked at the male and said, "Oh HELL NO!!!... I agreed to the blow job, but I NEVER agreed to swallow any seamen." 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmo 348 Report post Posted July 30, 2018 Don't tell the ladies that story... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rædwulf 1,441 Report post Posted July 30, 2018 haha that's frickin hilarious.. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
littlebit 247 Report post Posted July 30, 2018 Just like a woman,eh! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
