uk666 5,298 Report post Posted August 6, 2018 Before the computer An application was for employment. A program was a TV show. A cursor used profanity. A keyboard was a piano. Memory was something that you lost with age. A CD was a bank account. If you had a broken disk, it would hurt when you found out. Compress was something you did to garbage, and not something you did to a file If you unzipped anything in public, you would be in jail for a while. Log on was adding wood to a fire. Hard drive was a long trip on the road. A mouse pad was where a mouse lived. A backup happened to your commode. The only cut, you did was with a pocketknife. Paste was something you did with glue. A web was a spider's home. A virus was the flu. I hear nobody has been killed in a computer crash but when it happens, they wish they were dead! I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper And the memory in my head. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rædwulf 1,441 Report post Posted August 8, 2018 that bout sums it up lol.. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites