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Before the computer

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Before the computer

  1. An application was for employment.
  2. A program was a TV show.
  3. A cursor used profanity.
  4. A keyboard was a piano.
  5. Memory was something that you lost with age.
  6. A CD was a bank account.
  7. If you had a broken disk, it would hurt when you found out.
  8. Compress was something you did to garbage, and not something you did to a file
  9. If you unzipped anything in public, you would be in jail for a while.
  10. Log on was adding wood to a fire.
  11. Hard drive was a long trip on the road.
  12. A mouse pad was where a mouse lived.
  13. A backup happened to your commode.
  14. The only cut, you did was with a pocketknife.
  15. Paste was something you did with glue.
  16. A web was a spider's home.
  17. A virus was the flu.

I hear nobody has been killed in a computer crash but when it happens, they wish they were dead!

I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper And the memory in my head.

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