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The Dictionary Of Performance Evaluations Terms

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  1. AVERAGE: Not too bright. 
  2. EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED: Has committed no major blunders to date. 
  3. ACTIVE SOCIALLY: Drinks heavily. 
  4. ZEALOUS ATTITUDE: Opinionated. 
  5. CHARACTER ABOVE REPROACH: Still one-step ahead of the law. 
  6. UNLIMITED POTENTIAL: Will stick with us until retirement. 
  7. QUICK THINKING: Offers plausible excuses for errors. 
  8. TAKES PRIDE IN WORK: Conceited. 
  9. TAKES ADVANTAGE OF EVERY OPPERTUNITY TO PROGRESS: Buys drinks for superiors. 
  10. INDIFFERENT TO INSTRUCTION: Knows more than superiors. 
  11. STERN DISCIPLINARIAN: A real jerk. 
  12. TACTFUL IN DEALING WITH SUPERIORS: Knows when to keep mouth shut. 
  13. APPROACHES DIFFICULT PROBLEMS WITH LOGIC: Finds someone else to do the job. 
  14. A KEEN ANALYST: Thoroughly confused. 
  15. NOT A DESK PERSON: Did not go to college. 
  16. EXPRESSES SELF WELL: Can string two sentences together. 
  17. SPENDS EXTRA HOURS ON THE JOB: Miserable home life. 
  18. CONSCIENTIOUS AND CAREFUL: Scared. 
  19. METICULOUS IN ATTENTION TO DETAIL: A nit-picker. 
  20. DEMONSTRATES QUALITIES OF LEADERSHIP: Has a loud voice. 
  21. JUDGEMENT IS USUALLY SOUND: Lucky. 
  22. MAINTAINS PROFESSIONAL ATTITUDE: A snob. 
  23. KEEN SENSE OF HUMOR: Knows lots of dirty jokes. 
  24. STRONG ADHERENCE TO PRINCIPLES: Stubborn. 
  25. GETS ALONG EXTREMELY WELL WITH SUPERIORS AND SUBORDINATES ALIKE: A coward. 
  26. SLIGHTLY BELOW AVERAGE: Stupid. 
  27. OF GREAT VALUE TO THE ORGANIZATION: Turns in work on time. 
  28. IS UNUSUALLY LOYAL: Wanted by no one else. 
  29. ALERT TO COMPANY DEVELOPMENTS: An office gossip. 
  30. REQUIRES WORK-VALUE ATTITUDINAL READJUSTMENT: Lazy and hardheaded. 
  31. HARD WORKER: Usually does it the hard way. 
  32. ENJOYS JOB: Needs more to do. 
  33. HAPPY: Paid too much. 
  34. WELL ORGANIZED: Does too much busywork. 
  35. COMPETENT: Is still able to get work done if supervisor helps. 
  36. CONSULTS WITH SUPERVISOR OFTEN: Pain in the ass. 
  37. WILL GO FAR: Relative of management. 
  38. SHOULD GO FAR: Please. 
  39. USES TIME EFFECTIVELY: Clock-watcher. 
  40. VERY CREATIVE: Finds 22 reasons to do anything except original work. 
  41. USES RESOURSES WELL: Delegates everything. 
  42. DESERVES PROMOTION: Create new title to make him/her feel appreciated.

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