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Three mental patients

A psychiatrist approaches three patients. 

He asks the first patient:

''How much is 1+1?''

''1,000'' The patient replies.

''Don't concern yourself with this any further, you have not been cured.'' Says the psychiatrist.

Then he asks the second patient:

''How much is 1+1?''

''Blue'' Replies the patient.

''Forget about it, you have made no progress.'' Says the psychiatrist.

Then he asks the third patient:

''How much is 1+1?''

''2'' Replies the patient.

''Well done'' Says the psychiatrist. ''You treatment was highly successful and you are cured but tell me, how did you arrive at this result?''

''It is easy'' Replies the patient. 

''I divided 1,000 into blue!!!''

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