uk666 5,298 Report post Posted August 18, 2018 Farmer A farmer is sitting in the neighbourhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?" Farmer: Some things you just can't explain. Man: So what happened that's so horrible? Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket. Man: OK, but that's not so bad, So what happened then? Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left. Man: and then? Farmer: Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket. Man: Again? Farmer: Some things you just can't explain. Man: So, what did you do then? Farmer: I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right. Man: and then? Farmer: Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as got the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail. Man: Hmmm... Farmer: Some things you just can't explain. Man: So, what did you do? Farmer: Well, I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in... 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rædwulf 1,441 Report post Posted August 19, 2018 hahaha.. what a predicament he got himself into.. lol.. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmo 348 Report post Posted August 20, 2018 What country were they in...?? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tech 425 3,942 Report post Posted August 20, 2018 Holy Cow 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites