uk666 5,298 Report post Posted August 24, 2018 Marriage and Death A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their wedding anniversary. The husband gave his wife a gift - a tombstone, with the inscription: HERE LIES MY WIFE - COLD AS EVER. Later the furious wife bought a return present - also a tombstone - in which the inscription read : HERE LIES MY HUSBAND - STIFF AT LAST. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rædwulf 1,441 Report post Posted August 25, 2018 haha.. wow cold as ice there lol.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmo 348 Report post Posted August 25, 2018 He needs a blue diamond - me thinks... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
