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The Portrait

An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist.... 

....."Paint me with big diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and gold Rolex. " 

"But you are not wearing any of those things." The artist said.

"I know," she reply. "It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for all this jewellery.’’

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Some women live up to their perceived image huh...  ;)

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