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Strangers On A Train

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Strangers On A Train

A man and a woman who were total strangers to each other discovered that they had mistakenly been booked into the same sleeping compartment on a train.

Since there were no other compartments available and they were exhausted, they decided to share the compartment. She took the lower birth, he took the upper, and in a few minutes they were both sleeping.

In the middle of the night the man woke up shivering. He turned over, reached down, and carefully nudged the woman to wake her up.

He said, "I'm really sorry to wake you, but I'm shivering up here. Could you possibly reach behind you in the drawer for a blanket?"

"I have a better plan," she answered. "For just this one night, let's act like we're married."

"Hey, that's a terrific idea!" he said.

she said.

"Get your own damn blanket."

After a moment of silence, he farted.

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