uk666 5,298 Report post Posted September 13, 2018 Toilet Paper A woman stands in front of the mirror complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds." Willing to try anything, she fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. "How long will this take?" She asked, "They will grow larger over a period of years," her husband replies. She stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?" He says: "Worked for your butt, didn't it?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rædwulf 1,441 Report post Posted September 13, 2018 hahaha low blow.. lol.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites