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Toilet Paper

A woman stands in front of the mirror complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a 
suggestion. 

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, she fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. 

"How long will this take?" She asked, "They will grow larger over a period of years," her husband replies. 

She stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?" 

He says:

"Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

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